You are ready to take an oath but you don't know what you're pledging besides undying love and admiration, loyalty. Fool--the shaman already senses this. The seedier sorts of voices speak to you as well and most of the plant and animal kingdom. Be thankful for these small things.
But, if you begin speaking of yourself in the third person, it is time for someone to put you out of your misery. They take care of this at the school. In a special meeting. Just because you teach English doesn't mean the others are like you. Well, don't forget, you are undercover. Or, did you forget for just a moment? The moment you used your name in the third person even though you detest anybody who would do this, speaks like this. A detective takes note of this. I, detective. I, robot.